Saturday, February 19, 2005

Nude Dining in New York

Reuters reported today about a restaurant in New York that hosts a monthly evening of nude dining. From the report:

"It's exciting to be in a restaurant nude," said George Keyes, 65.... Nude yes, but not unadorned. Keyes, a lifelong nudist, wore a necklace, earrings, and a black leather "genital bracelet" with red studs. And white sneakers.

Keyes is further identified as "a retired junior high school English teacher." Now that's scary!

The report includes a picture of whackos dining in the buff. Click the link at your own risk.

12 Comments:

Blogger Rob said...

Whackos? It's weird, yes, but so what? It could be fun.

4:08 PM, February 19, 2005  
Blogger Frank Strovel III said...

Well, I wouldn't order sausage.

4:25 PM, February 19, 2005  
Blogger Frank Strovel III said...

Well, I wouldn't order sausage.

4:26 PM, February 19, 2005  
Blogger Frank Strovel III said...

Well, I wouldn't order sausage.

4:26 PM, February 19, 2005  
Blogger RomanWanderer said...

I DO NOT want to know where that restaurant is. Rob, they are whackos because people keeep forgetting that we are not animals. Where's human dignity?

5:24 PM, February 19, 2005  
Blogger Tom Carter said...

I'm with RW on this one. Not only is eating naked in public undignified, it's aesthetically offensive. With the exception of my readers and myself, very few people look good enough to be seen naked in public.

7:03 AM, February 20, 2005  
Blogger Esther said...

So is it now all about the coat (finally a place Flashers are welcomed)? Because I'm guessing no one is walking or taking the subway there unadorned, so to speak. Maybe this will fuel a new diet -- cause I can't imagine having much of an appetite.

10:51 AM, February 20, 2005  
Blogger Gindy said...

""It's exciting to be in a restaurant nude," said George Keyes, 65"

Exciting? Maybe, but it seems a little more than odd to me.

11:49 AM, February 20, 2005  
Blogger Ms. Lori said...

"Excuse me, Waiter, there seems to be a pubic hair in my soup."

Ugh. I'm disgusting.

11:05 PM, February 21, 2005  
Blogger Tom Carter said...

Imagine, Ms. Lori, if Justice Clarence Thomas were to dine in that restaurant on nude night. I can hear him saying, "Pardon me, waiter, there seems to be a pubic hair on my coke can!"

10:20 AM, February 22, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

George Keyes was my english teacher in 1974-5. He was one of the better english teachers that I had, FWIW. We all knew then that he was unique, but I guess we had no real idea of the magnitude of his strangeness.

12:23 PM, May 03, 2005  
Anonymous docbigsby said...

Mr. Keyes- former student here, JHS 172 1967-9 and MVB. Have thought of you many times, in particular poetic equations:
The Fly [Oh, hideous bat, size of snot...]= good and
Trees [I think that I shall never see...]= bad.
It would be enjoyable to exchange a few casual emails- from one teacher to another! If you are interested please write to
DocBigsby@netscape.net

1:42 PM, June 08, 2005  

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