Thursday, August 25, 2005

Joke of the Day - Aug 25

The Joke of the Day will show you the way, in comments.

4 Comments:

Blogger Tom Carter said...

One Sunday a preacher was delivering his sermon when it started raining very hard. Soon the area around the church began to flood, and the congregation evacuated to higher ground. However, the stubborn preacher remained standing in front of the church in ankle-deep water.

A man in a car stopped and said, "Preacher, Preacher you better get in here before you drown!"

The preacher replied, "Don't worry, God will save me."

When the water was knee-deep, a man in a raft came to the preacher and said, "Preacher, Preacher you better get in here before you drown!"

The preacher replied again, "Don't worry, God will save me."

The preacher was standing in waist-deep water, and a man in a motorboat came to him and said "Preacher, Preacher you better get in here before you drown!"

Despite this third warning the preacher replied "Don't worry, God will save me."

With the water now neck-deep, a helicopter hovered near the preacher and the pilot said over the loudspeaker, "Preacher, Preacher you better get your butt in here before you drown!"

The preacher responded, "Don't worry, God will save me."

The preacher finally drowned. When he opened his eyes he was in heaven. He saw God and asked "God! Why didn't you save me from that horrible flood?"

God replied, "I sent you a car, a raft, a motorboat, and a helicopter! What else do you want from me?"

9:57 AM, August 25, 2005  
Anonymous eric said...

funny and a bit scary...

5:45 AM, August 26, 2005  
Blogger RomanWanderer said...

Yup. People wait for a miracle not realizing that it's all around them, all they have to do is make an effort.

9:24 AM, August 26, 2005  
Blogger MaxedOutMama said...

Dead on!

7:43 PM, August 26, 2005  

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