Monday, August 15, 2005

Joke of the Day

I'm inaugurating a new feature called "Joke of the Day," just to lighten things up a little. I won't be writing many of the jokes myself. Most of them are stolen.

The Joke of the Day is in comments.


Blogger Tom Carter said...

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit. She pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "You know, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?'"

"As far as I'm concerned", the drunk replied, "any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"

1:35 PM, August 15, 2005  
Anonymous Kevin said...


2:18 PM, August 15, 2005  
Anonymous Jo said...

Thank god I didn't have a cup of coffee when reading this LOL

6:57 PM, August 15, 2005  
Blogger Amal said...


8:27 PM, August 15, 2005  
Blogger TrĂ©e said...

Mmm, I work with a bunch a women in my office. Ponders if they would appreciate the humor. WTH, I thought it was funny :)

4:35 PM, August 17, 2005  

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