Three old men are talking about their aches, pains, and bodily dysfunctions.
The seventy-five year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven, and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
The eighty year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight, and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
Their ninety year old friend says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow."
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Three old men are talking about their aches, pains, and bodily dysfunctions.
The seventy-five year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven, and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
The eighty year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight, and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
Their ninety year old friend says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" asked the others.
"I don't wake up until nine."
yes..lol.. I'm appreciating my few grey hairs right now.
:P
LOL)) anastasia got some lulz to share :D :D : well done
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